The Incomparable Monkey Woman

The Incomparable Monkey Woman
I rock

Vote for my Powers!

In each of my posts you can vote for which super powers you think I used best.



Teamwork--Creativity--Home Field Advantage--Knowledge Sharing--Resourcefulness--Spark--Environmentalism--Vision

Mission 2: Creating Jobs in Modesto!



I am just a Monkey Woman. I don't know much about business, employment, or the economy. However, it seems logical that to improve employment in Modesto businesses need to be brought in the city to create jobs. So, I am going to start my own business! A Super Banana-Loving business!





Learn: First, since I don't have a clue about how to start my own business, I have decided to go to the internet for help! I actually found a helpful site: http://www.myownbusiness.org/. This site offers FREE internet courses that can teach me how to start my own business! YES!! Now I just have to study...

Act: Let's say I took all those online courses *cough*. Now I'm going to start my business in Modesto. I would like to make food products using locally grown produce...and bananas. We will start small but I know we will grow and hopefully I can employ more people. Since I am a millionaire (yeah, seriously) I have the means to start this business with my own finances. *pops collar*




Imagine: I also hope I can educate and help other people wanting to start their own small businesses. Maybe I can do this in the form of free seminars. Or maybe I can figure out how to give loans to people in Modesto wanting to start their own business...OK fine! I admit it! I never took all those online courses... *runs away*

My First Mission

The family I interviewed has only had their children in school for a couple of months. They feel the quality of education their children are receiving in Modesto is decreasing to a worrisome quality. They feel their children will be ill-prepared for their future academic careers. Because of this, this family is trying to be more hands on when it comes to academics.

Being the superhero that I am, I planned to do something about the shortcomings of Modesto’s education system. First, I will send information to the parents of Modesto city school students regarding budget cuts and how those budget cuts will affect the education of their children. With this information I will include suggestions and ideas about how parents can fill the gap left by the budget cuts. I will also establish several supplemental education centers near existing Modesto City schools. These centers will focus on activities that have been cancelled in schools due to budget cuts, for example, art, music, and sports.





Me growing crops at an accelerated rate!


I’ll use my super power of the ability to grow plants in lightining speed to help local farmers with their crops in exchange for donations to fund my education centers! Other than this, my superpowers are pretty useless for this mission...unless there's an evil janitor >_>

My Public Persona


Nobody knows my superhero identity, except my husband and daughter, Eva. She also has super powers because, you see, she was conceived when I already had my powers. :D


I am Amelia Carranza. I'm an art major at CSUS. I am married and have a one year old daughter. I like chocolate and dancing. I am a reserved person. I have been like this always. I like spending time with my family, especially my Eva. I find myself busy with school and feel guilty for not spending enough time with her. I enjoy working on my painting. It's almost therapeutinc for me. I enjoy all kinds of music except death metal. I like movies, especially horror films. I'm awkward.




How Monkey Woman came to be...

About five years ago I took a vacation to the Amazonian jungle of Brazil. I was drawing some plants when the jerks in my tour group left me. I spent days searching for any sign of human life...and some food. Suddenly I came across an abandoned nuclear powerplant! ...and I saw some bananas near it.

I was starving...needless to say I couldn't resist. They tasted kinda funny, too. That banana changed my life. Ever since then, I have developed insanely cool super powers! I can make plants grow super fast with my laser vision. I can defeat evil foes with poisonous banana seeds that shoot from my index fingers. Also, I can make banana peels appear spontaniously, stopping enemies in their tracks!

Of course, I only use my powers to help the normal folk.

;D